Hi! I'm Alex :)
My story's still being written. You're more than welcome to follow me on the journey :)

  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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